According to popular legend, the groundhog -- or woodchuck -- emerges from his winter hibernation on Groundhog Day, traditionally celebrated on February 2nd. If the day is sunny and the groundhog sees his shadow, he expects storms will come and retreats back inside to hibernate for six more weeks of winter.
If it is overcast and he does not see a shadow, he expects moderate weather and remains above ground as spring is near!
I'm obviously the first to admit that I am no expert when it comes to this subject, but I did the next best thing and looked up a few tips for the guys out there!!! So ladies maybe just email these to your better half and hope to see some results!!!
keeping romance alive:
- "Compliment her on the things she does better than you, like tidying up the house or washing the car."
- "Regularly praise her cooking no matter how bad it is."
- "Don't' just grunt, but let your wife know you really appreciate her for popping the top on another cold one when you finish off a beer while watching a game on the tube. Give her a big kiss and look at her while you're smooching not at the game."
- "Let her handle the remote once in a while. Be a sweetheart and tell her: "There's nothing worth watching so you can turn the channel to whatever you like. Watch that ice show you've been talking about."
- Flatter her when she dresses up with complements like: "Hey, hey, still looking goooood!
Hope these help!!!
Marc
FIRE!!!! So there was a fire at my Condo Building tonight!! Pretty crazy stuff. From what I know the whole tenth floor is pretty messed up. I got home and all my light fixtures are full of water and my carpets are soaked right through to the underlay. Brutal. Now they gave m...e a giant fan to put in my living room overnight to dry it? How will i sleep with that thing on? 330am is gonna be here pretty quick I think.
Here are a few pics I snapped during the madness!!
Check this out!!! AHHAHAHAH I always think chicks hear me pee, freaks me out a bit...never again!!!
The Pee Without Noise Stool is one of those ideas that's so cool we're embarrassed we didn't think of it before. We've all been there: it's 2am in a sleeping house, your mother-in-law is right behind you in line for the potty, or you don't want to broadcast the fact that you downed six glasses of beer over the course of your date.
As great as it is to be able to pee standing up, there are some situations where you just want to do your business discreetly, and having the outlet several feet above the bowl makes it hard to keep the volume down.
18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have.
- 1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.
- 2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster.
- 3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her...along with breakfast in bed.
When the year changes to 2010 at midnight on December 31st, it will not only mark the end of 2009, but the end of the first decade of the 21st century. To mark the end of the decade, New York magazine put together a list of, quote, "everyday stuff rendered obsolete in the aughts." It includes:
answering machines
lickable postage stamps
foldable road maps
cathode ray tube TVs
incandescent light bulbs
paid pornography
smoking in bars
rolodexes
fax machines
cassette tapes
floppy disks
phone books
Alright ladies here is a list of deal breakers...If your BF is on this list you may wanna break it off!!!! Also fellas, if you're reading this and you're on it...fix it fast!!!!
Here are some "Deal Breakers" for relationships from last night's 30 Rock.
If your man is over 30 and still wears a nametag to work, that's a deal breaker.
If your man collects action figures, that's a deal breaker.
If your man took you back to his house on the handlebars of his bike, that's a deal breaker.
If he picks you up after practicing Jedi moves in the park. That's a deal breaker.
